Welcome to the Foxtown Frequently Asked Questions hub! We know you’re dying to know more about the masterminds behind your next marketing campaign. Hold onto your keyboard!
Q: Do you guarantee results?
A: Absolutely! We guarantee that your cat videos will get at least three likes from your aunt, and your groundbreaking product launch will be the talk of your grandma’s quilting circle. As for the rest of the world, well, we’re working on it.
Q: How much do your services cost?
A: If you have to ask, you probably can’t afford us. Just kidding! Our prices are so reasonable, you might mistake them for a typo. But hey, who needs a savings account when you can have a top-notch marketing campaign?
Q: Can you make my brand go viral?
A: Of course! We have a magic wand and a secret potion that guarantees virality. Just kidding again. Virality is like catching lightning in a bottle, but we’ll give it our best shot. And if it doesn’t work, we’ll blame it on the algorithm.
Q: Will you make my product the next big thing?
A: We can make your product the second biggest thing, right after sliced bread. But let’s be real; even sliced bread has its haters. We’ll settle for your product being the coolest thing since avocado toast.
Q: Do you have a money-back guarantee?
A: If your campaign doesn’t succeed, we’ll send you a heartfelt sympathy card and a coupon for a free high-five. We’re in the business of making dreams come true, and that costs some Benjamins. (One exception: If we screwed up, we will own that mistake and refund your money.)
Q: Can you make our brand edgy and cool?
A: We can make your brand so edgy, it might need a safety warning. Coolness is subjective, though. We’ll do our best to keep it 100, but we can’t be held responsible if your CEO insists on using outdated slang (like ours does).
Q: Do you work with small businesses?
A: Absolutely! We love small businesses so much that we’ve started a collection. Just kidding – we’re not monsters. We’ve got plans for every budget, from shoestring to slightly thicker shoestring.
Q: Why should we choose your agency?
A: Why not? We’ve got charisma, creativity, and a snack drawer that would make your grandma jealous. Plus, we once made a meme that got shared 27 times. Need we say more?
Still have questions? Feel free to get in touch. We’re easily accessible.